u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
"You know what was pretty awesome recently? We played a show with Green Day in Germany, and as soon as we got off stage Billie Joe walked into our dressing room and started talking to us."
how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis
you obviously dont get it :/
literally fuck you if you read my messages and don’t respond